Cocomelon

A magical show on YouTube and Netflix that hypnotizes small children and occupies them long enough for their parents to sneak off and fuck.

Mom: Should I put on Cocomelon? 😉
Dad: I'll grab the lube.

Mom: Thank God for Cocomelon!

by Aphrodora May 11, 2021

Cocoy

Cocoy or “Wococoy” is a funny and serious person at the same time, complacent and full of tenderness. Cocoy radiates simplicity and gives joy but also scares children at times- because Cocoy is a boss and a good one.

You: Run, the Cocoy is coming!
Kids: Oh my Gosh! Run

by Cocoy April 20, 2021

cocomelen

a youtube channel for 3-year-old and is 3rd in the would

sub to Pewdipie

cocomelen is ceiling gang bruv

by Robofin June 17, 2020

cocomelon

annoying

cocomelon is the worst show to ever exist

by the person who exists March 5, 2022

cocomeloner

An annoying little shit you will encounter in Roblox, Gary's Mod or any other game that gets on the microphone and annoys your ears with their pre-pubescent childish voice. It can usually be used in reference to any child on a game under 12 years old.

Seriously, can you stfu and turn off your microphone? Nobody wants to hear a whiny cocomeloner.

Let's kill all of the whiny little cocomeloners in game so we don't have to hear them talk anymore.

by OZIUMX November 5, 2022

Cocomelon

Some shitty Show that kids watch while Pushin P

Yo you gon watch that new cocomelon episode

by Dhar Mann Is God February 10, 2022

Cocomelon

Cocomelon is a cringy youtube channel which makes videos for babies and videos with their time written on their thumbnails. If you see even one video you will get both cancer and ligma. So better watch ya self cuz Ligma kills. An official death history includes streamers like Ninja, TFue, Bugha, Vahren, Shroud a.k.a shrowdyrowdy, and a lot more. Beware. Sub to pewdiepie. Peace out.

Cocomelon sucks af.

by DatTryHardPunchBoi July 31, 2020