cockweed

THE BEST comeback ever. It cannot be beat. Not even by cock juggling thunder cunt.

Trey: you asswipe.
Ashley: stop being a cockweed.
Trey: oh damn, you win.

by Ashley! July 25, 2006

cockfeeder

Someone who wasn't breastfed by his mother. He was cockfed by his father.

Cockfeeder: You can't sit at the head of the table. That place is reserved for my dad.

by Stoole July 29, 2017

Cockender

A member of "Eastenders" being a cock...

"Max Branning's being a total cockender this week!"

by Jarvis Focker September 1, 2009

cockweed

pubic hair, usually used in a derogatory manner

Jeff, I hate you; you're such a cockweed

by Achilleus May 5, 2006

Cockherder

(cock-herd-er)
-noun

1. Any individual making a conscious effort to have all-male get togethers.

2. A gay male who engages in all-male orgies.

Trisomy21 and ianhall77 are a couple of cockherders looking for a sausage beating.

by Hellaphunt November 1, 2008

cockbender

One who painfully bends cock

That prostitute was a real cockbender

by Anthony Molina September 27, 2008

Cockbender

Someone who has the ability to bend cocks with their mind

The whole world was almost stuck in the grasp of a cockbender

by Sovietunion98 August 8, 2021