CockSplat

1. Could be used as an insult or
2. Define the result of male orgasm

1. You are a total CockSplat
2. You just got your CockSplat all over me

by Masterofallevil September 29, 2004

copsplaining

Deceitful speech police use to cover for their unlawful act against you.

An example of copsplaining is: When you are doing nothing wrong, they are committing an unlawful act against your will, you lecture them about what the law really is, and they give you a friendly command about being safe so they can bullshit about what they were doing to you in the first place.

by Heckler The Dragon December 1, 2018

Cockspank

A name given to someone who is being very naughty and cheeky (especially in a flirtatious manner) and deserves a good cock spanking.

Charlotte: I'm hungry, want to get something to eat?
Shawn: Well there is no food in the fridge darling but I am wearing some edible underpants *wink* (?)
Charlotte: (laughs) Oh you're such a cockspank Shawn!

by Lavinaura March 29, 2019

Homosexual Cockplant

A Homosexual Cockplant

A homosexual who likes to inappropriately wedge his cock between another males arse cheeks in any busy confined space.

Johnny seized the opportunity to rub his dingle dangle into place between the sweaty fat yanks butt cheeks. It was a bold move but a most satisfactory one. 'I must get the 5:15 train again' he thought as his eyes rolled up to the sky in pleasure. ' Its so busy at this time, so ideal for cockplanting' he thought whilst feeling a warm blast of methane gas shoot against his testicles.

A Homosexual Cockplant

by Rev.Spoons Feltchmurkin March 25, 2010

cocksplit

Its a threesome sex involving two chicks sharing one cock.

Jim: Man, I had an amazing cocksplit last weekend
Mike: Nice! Who were the chicks?
Jim: Stacey and Jane
Mike: Stacey? You better get an STD test bro...

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

Cockspring

A girl who is being spit roasted by two guys who are bouncing her back and forth between them in perfect rhythm. Both guys thrusting the girl toward each other, making for a more aggressive fucking when you slam into her face or ass.

My best friend and I were spit roasting this redheaded cockspring the other day.

by IamABadMan April 16, 2019

cockspank

a name given to someone who acts like a complete tool

Walking up to a teacher and telling them you are a tool, ultimately makes you a cockspank

by fred August 5, 2003