cockshiner

Often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling "Good day ta ya, guv. Shine ya cock? Only two bob!"

"Look over there, Phillip, its that little street scamp Billy. He sure gives a good cock-shine, I tell you."

by Prof.turtle September 4, 2005

cockslider

A male (usually a fuckboy) who is willing to place their dick in anything with a hole.

"Ya bro, I totally banged 3 girls last night. It was awesome." "Don't be such a cockslider homie!"

by Freshest slays June 20, 2016

cockslide

Another name for a jag-bag or assmunch.

That dude at the bar cut in front of me,what a cockslide.

by Joe. Smith March 30, 2006

rockspider

a person who likes/has sex with a person of very young age. ie 8. And also has copious amounts of knuckle hair.

"Chris the filthy rockspider. she is so young she cant understand what she is doing to her is wrong."

by Beaker November 14, 2004

Cocksander

During the act of sex at a beach or a sandy scene wheredy the boy will dip his penis in the sand and then continue to viciously pentrate her.

Scotty B: Easy bruv how'd last night go?
Bez: Yeah blood tight!
Scotty B: Give me the 411 on that shit
Bez: Took that biatch down to the beach and left her sandy, yo know gave her the old Sahara treatment. Cocksander ain't I
Scotty: Respect Man
Bez: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Scotty B: What was she like after
Bez: The bitch had sand in her pussy about it

(Also use: Saharad, Fiscalled, Sandy, Sandied, Gobid, Kalaharid, Coloradoed, Shipwrecked, Gritted)

by FizzlePizzleDizzle May 22, 2006

crackspider

The tiny gas bubble that crawls up between the cheeks of your buttocks and creates a sickening smell..

A silent fart that creeps up without any sound. ( When I farted a crackspider got loose. )

by Darr Kingston January 10, 2011

cocksmiler

One who can't stop smiling when he has tons of cock in his mouth.

Quit sucking so much cock, you cocksmiler.

by 1337dkidd December 6, 2003