Cockslaps

The slapping of one's Cock repeatedly. Usually a preferred method of violence against another for sexual reasons.

One is often not enough, therefore needing more than one Cockslap.

Cockslapper : Hey, what the fuck? Do u want me to Cockslap you again?

Cockslappee : Please No, anything but the Cockslaps!

by Cockslappin' since '94 May 19, 2010

Cockslapped

When a female will not do anything against her significant other's wishes for fear that he will retaliate by not giving her the cock...

" Like, OMG, becky is so cockslapped..."

by kdfilhebiopybweruib!!!! March 17, 2009

cockslap

to slap someone in the face with your half-erected dick. doing this before or after having sex it is the only secure way to avoid pregnancy and venereal diseases.

guy: I cockslaped you, so i can't be the father!!

biotch: I gonna kick yer ass!!!

crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

by sgrDD March 20, 2008

cockslap

Another way to say caps lock.

person 1: sO THEN I TOLD HER TO SUCK IT.

person 1: Goddam cockslap!

by hot_md_mamma September 19, 2006

cockslap interception

When youre slapping your cock across a girls face and she grabs it mid slap with her teeth looks up at you and growls

I never even knew nice girls could pull a cockslap interception. I only got that from back alley Ho's before

by flapjackal May 23, 2015

Cockslap Face

A girl so immensely pretty you just want to slap her face with your cock.

"How can you possibly be friends with that Cockslap Face?! I would hit her all the time."

"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."

"..."

by Volcanosaurus August 28, 2013

black cockslap

To be hit across the cheek with an enormous black cock, sometimes equal to the force of that asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs (the one that white people make rational assumptions about and are most likely to be the recipients of suck a cockslap).

"Melvin is such a whitey, i wonder if his lifesyle would change as a result of an enormous black cockslap?"

by zac sutherland June 17, 2008