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cockledew'

She's such a slut , she'll fuck anything.(ANY COCK WILL DO.)
(1st. person in convo): Man when the bar was about to close, Jessica was all up on everyone's nuts, even up on the retarded guy there with his pops.

(2nd in convo):Hella bro, when Jessica drinks she has no self control, she's a straight cockledew'.
by the anonymous conundrum December 27, 2007
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cocksided

Hell, its almost sideways. Or maybe off-centre. Off-center? Who knows.
*When examining a painting.* Hm... No, no, that's cocksided.
by Robert Akins September 7, 2005
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Cockside Burger

The cringey ass nigga chef sticks his raw dick into the burger and chops the corners off like your lunch lady in elementary school and serves the burger sideways like a nigga hot dog and his dick is left in the burger.
This nigga out here really made me eat this cockside burger right side up.
by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019
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cockdodger

A lesbian, one who dodges cock, stears clear of men
Did you see her? What a cockdodger!
by Robynn January 30, 2007
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Cockbadger

1) A Female Badger that loves a bit of cock.

2) A furry animal that lives in your cock.

3) A total asshole who you'd like to call a harsh name but cannot think of anything else but a random name like Cockbadger.

4) A woman who sucks quite alot of cock.
1) Oh my god that Badger loves that Badgers cock!

2) Oh my god, is that a Cockbadger in your cock! I want one!

3) Tom Moorhouse, Fuck you Tom you errrmmm... errrr.. Cockbadger!

4) Oh my god, your wife is such a Cockbadger!
by Phin & Werdna August 23, 2006
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Cockbadger

a person who loves to badger cocks, takes part in cockbadgering, or has in anyway tried to touch another cock.
Oxide is a cockbadger, i have seen him trying to badger cocks.
by eSt0r` April 9, 2004
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Cocksident

Something your penis made you do, or something you did with your penis that you regret.
I didn't mean to have sex with your best friend, that was a cocksident.

Or, for a kid,

Sorry mom, I didn't mean to pee all over the bathroom floor. It was a cocksident.
by Bigyahu July 28, 2010
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