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Cockroaching 

Getting cockroached involves a tall male intruding your personal space and aggressively stating his opinions while hovering over you with his meat in a close proximity to your face. It’s man spreading premium. This may be used as an intimidation tactic or a mating call. Watch out for the cockroachers, you never know who they’ll traumatize next!
Gavin said there’s only two political parties and now Cameron is cockroaching him! He climbed over the desks spider monkey style and his meat is all up in Gavins grill. Gavin’s opinions are no more.

dead cockroaching 

when you lay on your back with your arms and legs dangling in the air
dudeee,dead cockroaching is better than planking!

Cockroachism 

1.(Noun) - The art of simply refusing to die, regardless of the cause or situation behind it. Usually associated with strong feelings of spitefulness, animosity or an incomplete goal that will trigger the response.

2.(Verb) - The action of simply not dying, or being extremely hard to kill.
(Noun) - I have awaken my inner Cockroachism, Death is not an option.

Cockrocking

Cockrocking k'ɒkrɒkɪŋ
Smashing your male genitalia with a heavy stone/rock and screaming in pain, 'cause let's admit it, how fucking dumb are you?
A guy decides he'll be cockrocking himself in front of a random-ass girl
"YO dude Axel just cockrocked himself in front of Jessica!"
"BROOOOOO, he's literally built different broo"
Cockrocking by PHALLUSCALLUS October 18, 2020

cockroachink

A racist term used to describe the Chinese.
A: i hate cockroachinks.
B: i see. don't think too much, and just stay away from them.
cockroachink by ledyer April 3, 2009

cockroachin' 

lurking around the room/house in the early morning hours, usually after a long night of raging. lurking can mean anything from going on the computer to making some food. a form of sleep walking.
bruce, stop cockroachin' it, i'm tryin to sleep.

what are you doing? cockroachin'.
cockroachin' by G I noah July 29, 2011