Getting cockroached involves a tall male intruding your personal space and aggressively stating his opinions while hovering over you with his meat in a close proximity to your face. It’s man spreading premium. This may be used as an intimidation tactic or a mating call. Watch out for the cockroachers, you never know who they’ll traumatize next!
Gavin said there’s only two political parties and now Cameron is cockroaching him! He climbed over the desks spider monkey style and his meat is all up in Gavins grill. Gavin’s opinions are no more.
1.(Noun) - The art of simply refusing to die, regardless of the cause or situation behind it. Usually associated with strong feelings of spitefulness, animosity or an incomplete goal that will trigger the response.
2.(Verb) - The action of simply not dying, or being extremely hard to kill.
(Noun) - I have awaken my inner Cockroachism, Death is not an option.
Cockrocking k'ɒkrɒkɪŋ
Smashing your male genitalia with a heavystone/rock and screaming in pain, 'cause let's admit it, how fucking dumb are you?
A guy decides he'll be cockrocking himself in front of a random-ass girl
"YO dude Axel just cockrocked himself in front of Jessica!"
"BROOOOOO, he's literally built different broo"
lurking around the room/house in the early morning hours, usually after a long night of raging. lurking can mean anything from going on the computer to making some food. a form of sleep walking.