cockpocket

Another word for vagina.

Tom really beat the brakes off that cockpocket last night!

There was a greenish/yellowish malodorous discharge coming from her cockpocket so Tom yelled "Whoa, stanky cockpocket."

Tom walked out of his room and put his fingers in my face, then he said, "Cockpocket."

by Porno-corndog9 April 16, 2010

cockpuke

stuff that comes out of your cock

Eat my cockpuke.
Don't choke on my cockpuke.

by mebhoopz September 30, 2006

Cockpocket

The sex act of putting your dick in a hot pocket with intent of getting off.

Jake: "I can't masturbate because my hand is broken, so I did a cockpocket instead."

by NLRFL January 16, 2016

Cockjokey

Referring to someone who whilst driving is trying to race ahead for no real reason, typically you would catch up to them at the next set of lights

Look at you ya cockjokey no real reason to speed was there ya knob

by Andy n Jo March 21, 2020

cockpocket

Another way to call some one a cunt.

Sniper stop team killing ya fuckin cocpokit.

by LordPiggyinton May 13, 2005

cockpocket

When a woman performs oral pleasure to a man by wraping her tounge around the circumfrance of the males genitals (a large tounge is required).

Jenny warmed up quite the cockpocket to quell Mike's hunger!

by Cody Taylor & Ted Radu May 23, 2008

Cockpocket

The pocket on one's favorite jacket. Sometimes designated for public masturbation. Usually contains a secretive hole of which is used to subtly access the lower regions privately.

The middle-aged male bus patron utilized his cockpocket as the red head picked up her dropped change.

by Zandroid August 18, 2017