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The Cockodile Hunter

The Cockodile Hunter is not your typical gay male. His excitement level when he is meat gazing for COCK causes an excitement similar to when Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter seen a Croc.

Me: Hey Roger what's going on?

Roger: Oh nothing just out meat gazing

Me: Oh Ok

Roger: (Spots some street meet) Crikey! Look At The Size of That COCK !

Me: Well Roger if that's what you're in to.
My friend Roger who is gay is quite The Cockodile Hunter. When Roger spots COCK he can hardly contain himself.
by Back Door Bandit June 21, 2019
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cockphiller

A man or a woman who is addicted to touching others cocks.
I didn't invite you out to a tittie bar to see you being a cockphiller!
by dcupnluvinit May 26, 2010
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Cockodile

When taking a bath you let your cock float to the top of the water and be seen through the soap and the suds.
Betty had been begging for a dick pic...... So I took a bath and sent her a pic of my cockodile.
by LemmeF1ndOut April 20, 2020
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cockophobe

One who has an unwarranted fear of the cock.
When she saw my enormous man-gland, my mom started screaming and ran out of the room. She was a cockophobe.
by Jeff July 29, 2003
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coedophile

Coedophile (noun): A man who is exclusively sexually attracted to younger women, but not little girls. A coedophile is NOT a pedophile. Many a married woman has caught their husband checking out a hot young college girl. It could be the babysitter, waitress, cheerleader, etc. While it is not appreciated, they know their man is not interested in molesting children.
Matthew McConaughey's character in the film Dazed and Confused is portrayed as a classic coedophile, especially when he says "I get older, they stay the same age."

A woman who sexually prefers younger men is a cougar, while a man who sexually prefers younger women is a coedophile.

Coed.com is a website targeted towards coedophiles.
by Shawnnabis May 29, 2015
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cockphlegm

jizz, semen, cockjuice, etc-you get the point
john spit his cockphlegm all over that bitches face
by sgt horse September 11, 2008
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Cosmophile

Cosmophile.

A single word to describe the overwhelming awe one feels for the universe. When you are trying to comprehend the bigger picture.

Who can't be filled with a child-like sense of wonder about this place, and want to learn more and more about it every day?
Calling it "gods work" cheapens the universe. Part of what makes it so amazing is the processes that made it. For me, looking at the universe is like looking at a truly intricate carving and thinking about the sheer amount of work that went into it, the time, the thought everything. It's not just a pretty thing to be looked at, but to understand how this beautiful carving came about. A theist who just looks at the universe, who says God did it, just says "Oh, that looks so pretty!" with none of the depth. It blooming rankles me!
Sam : Man, I just saw those pictures from hubble, those nebulae are breathtaking. I am in complete awe.

Harris : You are such a cosmophile Ted!
by Azazel9 May 24, 2011
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