A guy who is so blind to see whats in front of him - when a girl is there wanting sexual pleasure - he takes the condom blows it stupidly as if it was a balloon.
"Karl why do you gotta be such a cockballoon bro? That chick wanted the D in the V so bad but you turned it loose you ass-hat !"
by joeshmoe99 September 11, 2013
Get the cockballoon mug.(n) A game invented by a Vermont Intellectual, Police Officer, and an Anarchist comprising of a tennis ball and a basketball ball hoop. The objective is to throw a tennis ball over a 12 foot fence whilst several rules have the players act out several odd acts. For example if the ball lands on the line of play, the opposing team has to dance like a chicken(cock) without male genitals(cock) whilst turbofolk from the Yugoslav Civil War plays.
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by Cuccobelle's followerers August 25, 2019
Get the Cuccobelle mug.It's when chicks do chick stuff like hangin' around the house and talks about sex and the size of the dicks of the guys they had sex with.
Chick number 1: I'm sooo looking forward to our slumberparty this weekend, I wanna do some cocktell
Chick number 2: OMG! yes, I love cocktells. And to give a hint, he has such a small penis. how can he ever satisfy someone with that small thing?
Chick number 1: Stop cocktelling now, cocktells are for this weekend only!
Chick number 2: OMG! yes, I love cocktells. And to give a hint, he has such a small penis. how can he ever satisfy someone with that small thing?
Chick number 1: Stop cocktelling now, cocktells are for this weekend only!
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1. The cavalier usage of offroad vehicles by a daring driver.
2. A man who utilises offroad vehicles, specifically Land Rovers, in an aggressive and rugged fashion.
3. An offroad vehicle suitable in its construction for "cockballer" driving.
1. The cavalier usage of offroad vehicles by a daring driver.
2. A man who utilises offroad vehicles, specifically Land Rovers, in an aggressive and rugged fashion.
3. An offroad vehicle suitable in its construction for "cockballer" driving.
"That county 90 is a real cockballer when shes at full bore."
"He's really cockballing that 110 down the green lane today."
"His full tilt approach to that challenge was executed in proper cockballing manner."
"He's really cockballing that 110 down the green lane today."
"His full tilt approach to that challenge was executed in proper cockballing manner."
by Sir Reginald Chauncey-Moreau October 30, 2009
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