Cockgazing

The act in which one person surveys or observes another person's penis with a mesmerized look on their face!

This lame assclown Greg Stupakis/Stupidasskiss and I happened to be at a spa at the same time and I saw him cockgazing another mans penis and with drool running down his face, he claimed that he wasn't!

by AlphaQ26 August 27, 2019

cock nazi

(noun) a man hater; extreme bitch. anyone that is really getting on your nerves.

mostly accidental in use.

Teacher: "You have a twenty page essay due tomorrow..."

Student: "wh, we, da, ga, fuckin' COCK NAZI!"

by TrAgEdYsHiVeRs November 16, 2004

Cockazipaphobia

The Fear of getting your penis stuck in your zipper.

Guy 1: Dude i Have Cockazipaphobia from watching that one movie where the dude gets his dick stuck in his zipper
Guy 2:Oh My God i Have Cockazipaphobia Too!!

by SLAYERFREAK666 January 1, 2008

cock nazi

Lesbian

"Damn that chick was a cock nazi, she aint even want none from me"

by élan September 20, 2003

cock nazi

A random insult, generally used towards both friends and enemies. Just an addition to the insult vocabulary of all.

Someone just hit you with a ball.
You say: God damn! You fuckin' cock nazi!

by rAnDom DuudE June 11, 2006

Cock Nazi

The attendant in the bathroom of a nightclub, who expects you to tip him for washing your hands.

"You got a loonie on you man? I gotta rock a piss and I'm gunna have to tip the cock nazi".

by Pedro Askavez July 18, 2010

cock nazi

One who strictly rations sex, in order to gain a sense of control.

Example:

"Damn girl, that's twice this week. I'm not tryin' to get all serious n'shit."

"Fuck that noise, COCK NAZI. Break off some-o-dat for Mamma!"

by Tamheals February 17, 2007