Cockcaught

The act of getting a handjob or a blow job and getting caught by a parental unit, most commonly your mum.

Girl: Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed!

Guy: You?! I was just fucking cockcaught by my mum!!!

by Tommy.Ire March 24, 2009

cockdraught

The phenomenon that occurs when semen reserves are depleted, and only air comes out of the penis upon ejaculation.

I've been wanking so much all i can manage now is a cockdraught.

by bluhntman January 10, 2005

Connaughton Special

Taking a shit in the pool of the place you’ve been visiting for the next residents to find. Also works great for air bnb. If no pool taking upper deckers is also acceptable.

Dude I checked into my Air BnB and some asshole left a Connaughton Special in the pool! Not cool!

by Butter Sue July 26, 2019

connaught school for girls

shit school full of begs and bitches. ther are very bait people in this school some are bait by choice some aren't bcos they got posted on a tiktok account how fascinating anyways some are bait bcos they re friends with norlington boys and we all know they are bait bait so yh but its a good schl when it comes to fights and yassss

connaught school for girls is a DEAD schl gtfo from this schllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

by rahhh your a beg stylll August 13, 2022

Duke of Connaught Public School

Duke is full of fat kids like Dixie and doors like Olivia. Never trust a Duke girl they bite when u get neck. All the guys are wannabee hoodlums and think they are cool, especially Kaiden hunter.

How was that Duke of Connaught Public School girl?, Fuzzles was mid

by Anderdingus May 23, 2024