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Cockstuffing 

The act of inserting a penis inside of another man's urethra for sexual pleasure.
Whenever a medical procedure is done where the patient is conscious, someone will develop a fetish for it. In the 1800s, the treatment for syphilis was mercury and urethral sounds, or large metal probes stuck up the pee hole. A few patients developed a fetish for this, and that is where 'sounding' comes from. Eventually, a gay man had a fetish for sounding, and had a partner with a needle dick. One thing leads to another, and the concept of cockstuffing was stolen from the gods.
Cockstuffing by Dr. Catfister March 17, 2010
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cornmuffin 

"Cornmuffin" means "ass to cunt".
Do NOT do the cornmuffin. Your chick will get dick sick.
cornmuffin by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 8, 2006

coochmuffin 

"I hit her right in the coochmuffin!"
coochmuffin by lalasmash May 10, 2008

cocksurfing 

Similar to the term "couch-surfing". A cocksurfer is a woman who sleeps with men for a place to sleep.
"You find a place yet?"

"nah, I'm still surfin' it"

"you mean cocksurfing, ya hussy? haha!"
cocksurfing by doesntgiveadamn November 29, 2011

cock muffin 

a male who is sexually pleased with another man's penis.
Paul was being a cock muffin when he took his mom's dildo to put in his rectum.
cock muffin by Bunkley April 13, 2008

cock muffin 

1. A muffin that someone sperminated before putting in the oven
2. A dickhead
1. Joe likes cock muffins with extra cum.
2. Joe is a pretty big cock muffin.
cock muffin by Mister D October 20, 2004

Cock Muffin 

Small dick with incredible width that results in a huge tip of a dick that forms a cock muffin.
Hey baby do you think this should be in a bakery . referring to his cock muffin