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CockHolster

what is former president Mango Mussolini to Russia's Dictator Vladimir Putin. Sadly Trump's cult was unpleaseant with the use of term, but sadly has became truly a comment of important revealance.
Stephen Colbert about Former President Trump: “The only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cockholster!”
by Rainbow Vic July 8, 2022
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Cockfosters

Cockfosters is a suburb of North London, lying partly in the London Borough of Enfield and partly in the London Borough of Barnet. The counties of Hertfordshire and Middlesex respectively (in which Cockfosters was located pre-1965) are still used in postal addresses.
The name has been recorded as far back as 1524, and is thought to be either the name of a family, or that of a house which stood on Enfield Chase. One suggestion is that it was "the residence of the cock forester (or chief forester)
The subject of many jokes of Londoners & Tourists

It is the last station on the Northern End of the Piccadilly Line
London Tourist to local friend, 'What is Cockfosters'
Friend "Possibly where they foster cocks"
by TheFlyingKidney July 7, 2011
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Chubby Cock Holster

A promiscuous, full figured woman who is builded like a brick shithouse.
Bradley said;
April may be a full figured girl, but it's in all the right places.
Ed said;
Yea, & I heard she's a "Chubby Cock Holster"...
by BIGGEDD666 April 14, 2011
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cock holster

by Modernartmasterpiece October 25, 2006
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cockmonster

(n.) A crazy nymphomaniacal and usually sociopathic slut who craves the wang on a constant basis and does not let marriage or commitment get in the way. She is unstable and thinks she is better than everyone else, and will suck the life blood from her victims. See also, "succubus."
"Hold on, dude. Shit, the cockmonsters on the phone..."
by exactly April 3, 2003
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Cockfoster

When your woman is away and you need someone to take care of your cock.
Sarah was away so Joe got himself a cockfoster for the weekend.
by Freska1181 July 21, 2017
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cock holster

the mouth of either a male or a female. used as a derogatoty meaning.
by slapmeat July 29, 2003
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