cockist

One who plays the cock like a flute. Generally referring to someone who is homosexual.

Micheal is such a cockist.

by Zach McKinnis April 30, 2006

Cockregister

A person who has a lot of cock in them all the time. Like a cash register has money, a Cockregister has cock, or penis, dick, one eyed yogurt slinger, wang, tube steak, or a big fat tan juicy happy.

Taylor: "...You're a dick weed motherfucker, you fagget, Jesus!"
Chris: "Fuck you, you... COCKREGISTER!!!"
Taylor: "What the fuck does that mean?"

by Chris_despises_Taylor December 31, 2008

Cockheiser

When a large male props one leg up on a chair or table and thrusts his crotch into a teenaged girls face. The man then thrusts in and out of the girls face, making odd clicking noises with his mouth. The noises increase in their volume and frequency. After climaxing, the clicking slowly stops, the man backs off, and then tries to smoke a piece of black board chalk. The whole ordeal takes place in a school, and all parties are fully clothed, just adding to the trauma of the recipient.

Example 1:
Person 1:"Oh my god! Is that a machine gun fire?! What's that clicking?"
Person 2:"No, someone's just getting the Cockheiser."

Example 2:
Person 1:"I feel so...violated. A large sweaty Jewish man just came up, and thrust his crotch into my face while clicking his tongue like a mad man!"
Person 2:"Bitch, you got COCKHEISERED!"

by Virgil Caine May 5, 2005

Cowabunga Cockfest

A type of gay orgy where everyone participating is roleplaying Michaelangelo from TMNT. Orange is typically painted around the eyes of each participant either before or during the Cowabunga Cockfest, but not all of these events do this.

Person A: I went to a Cowabunga Cockfest yesterday. Person B: Sir, this is a Bass Pro Shops.

by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021

Cockmistress

A woman who is the mistress of all cocks. She knows how to handle them and how to treat them. She will do anything for a cock, no matter who it is.

guy 1- Dude, I need to get my dick sucked.
guy 2- Bro, just go ask Bekky, shes such a cockmistress.

by Shit on his cock August 1, 2008

cockholster

1) The mouth of any member of the female persuasion (women, homosexual males, etc.). (usually derrogatory)
2) any member of the female persuasion (women, homosexual males, etc.).

1) Hey, shut yer cockholster.
2) Hey, cockholster! Shut yer cockholster.

by Lothos Seven Seven Three Four March 19, 2003

cocktwister

one who twists cocks

what are you doing, cocktwister!?

by secretface September 7, 2004