cockface

Referring to someone who's been a real asshole to you.

My grade 11 math teacher was a real cockface!

by Warden April 19, 2006

Cockfoster

When your woman is away and you need someone to take care of your cock.

Sarah was away so Joe got himself a cockfoster for the weekend.

by Freska1181 July 21, 2017

bitch ass motherfucking cockface

What you say when you're extremely triggered.

Steve: I had sex with your mother.
John: You little bitch ass motherfucking cockface!

by Merlinwouldyalookatthetime January 29, 2018

Cockfosters

1. A termination point for the Picadilly Line tube in London.

2. A nutritious, if somewhat salty beverage designed to create excitement in the ladies. However, whilst Fosters is lager, Cockfosters is bitter!

Drink my Cockfosters!

by Ian Chode July 23, 2003

COCKFIRE

Slightly adulterated nickname of a particular elitist british hacker from manchester, some of whose antics were widely reported by the press in the 90s.

Hacker A: Hey who's that skinny cunt doing lines in the corner and kickbanning ppl on irc?

Hacker B: Oh yeah thats Cockfire, britains most notorious whacker.

by auldephuker March 17, 2011

cockfarmer

A person who is quite appaling, see also twunt.

Did you see Arsene Wenger on Match of the Day, what a cockfarmer?

by unterwasser November 5, 2010

cockfoster

Some one who fosters the cock on a regular basis.
a homosexual.

"when walking in to find one of your friends has just screwed three males consecutively in one night"
"JESUS CHRIST YOU REALLY ARE A COCKFOSTER ARN'T YOU"

by TamEms February 11, 2007