cockflogger

a person who is aroused by the sexual fetish known as cockflogging commonly
"streak" as well. Cockfloggers get a thrill out of running naked towards the
back of an unsuspecting female victim,
spinning them around,and attempting to leap into the air while spinning their bodies around swiftly in order to firmly smack the aforementioned female
with their penis. They then either 1 run, or 2 have aggressive sex with the female if she is obscene. Some cockfloggers also combine and/or enjoy
seperately "picklefuck" or "bonerodor".

JACK: How did you get that bruise on your forehead?
JOSEPHINE: Some crazy fuck smacked me on the forehead with his dick!
JACK: Damn cockflogger. What did it smell like?

by bill-muthafuckin\'-green,bitch! January 5, 2003

cockfoster

Cockfoster,(cock-fos-ter), verb, a name given to someone being an absolute cock. To be said in a posh english accent.

Actual meaning, noun, a tube station at the end of the blue line in the centre of London, England.

To someone being a cock: "You Sir are a Cockfoster! Meh!"

by Blondebubbles March 22, 2004

Cockflopper

A particularly ugly female whose hideous looks cause the most rampant penis to "flop" - to-wit a {cockflopper}

The {cockflopper} before me severed the last shreds of my hetrosexuality

by Fat Vicar May 28, 2015

Cockfostered

When one is cockfostered, they are more drunk than what they ought to be.

"Sam was absolutely cockfostered on Friday night, we nearly had to carry him home."

by SDBGK24 March 13, 2017

cockfosters

1.A train station in london

2.A drink

3.The act of stealing young badgers from their set, bringing them home and raising them as your own.

Lets take the train to cockfosters, call in at the pub for a quick cockfosters and then, when we're cockfostered off our faces, lets cockfoster off to sherwood forrest where we can cockfoster some badgers and cockfoster to the fostercock so we can cockfoster our cockfosters..... Cockfosters.

by monkT1000 September 3, 2008

cockfoster

A person of unscrupulous nature without regard to what is right or honorable. Someone with disingenuous intentions.

Dick Chaney is a definite cockfoster.

by sam necochea July 24, 2008

cockfoster

Scanky underclassmen that go lurking for cock at college parties.

Looks like we should score tonight with all these cockfosters running around here.

by CSells March 19, 2004