cockblop

When excessively playing Call of Duty: BLack OPS gets in the way of your having sex.

Jim: "Man, Dave was supposed to go over to Kayla's for a booty call last night, but he stayed in playing team deathmatch instead..."

Al: "Yeah, he pretty much cockblopped himself"

by scr0ful0u5 November 15, 2010

Cockslop

1. n. bullshit, hogwash, balderdash, counterfuck

2. n. an exclamation that describes a disgusting substance

"Don't give me that cockslop!" (def 1)

"Don't give me that cockslop!" (def 2)

by Fuck-Nev-Itch October 18, 2011

cockflogger

a person who is aroused by the sexual fetish known as cockflogging commonly
"streak" as well. Cockfloggers get a thrill out of running naked towards the
back of an unsuspecting female victim,
spinning them around,and attempting to leap into the air while spinning their bodies around swiftly in order to firmly smack the aforementioned female
with their penis. They then either 1 run, or 2 have aggressive sex with the female if she is obscene. Some cockfloggers also combine and/or enjoy
seperately "picklefuck" or "bonerodor".

JACK: How did you get that bruise on your forehead?
JOSEPHINE: Some crazy fuck smacked me on the forehead with his dick!
JACK: Damn cockflogger. What did it smell like?

by bill-muthafuckin\'-green,bitch! January 5, 2003

cockalope

Great insult to man or woman refering to cramming a cock in your mouth

betty: "hey"
frank: "your a cockalope"
betty: "fuck you"

by Nooby bot February 14, 2008

Cockflopper

A particularly ugly female whose hideous looks cause the most rampant penis to "flop" - to-wit a {cockflopper}

The {cockflopper} before me severed the last shreds of my hetrosexuality

by Fat Vicar May 28, 2015

Cockalopolous

1. The Greek God of big cocks. He would be prayed to, to wish your boy would be well endowed as he grew into a man, or by a boy or man wishing for a larger cock.

2. Ancient Greek city where cocks were worshipped.

(Not an actual city or God, but most men and teenage boys do pray to him at some point).

Jose prayed all night to Cockalopolous that his cock would grow two inches in girth and length.

by AndyBozac January 2, 2018

cockflock

v. clockflocks, cockflocked, cockflocking
1. v. intr. To help a friend get women by saying positive things about him.

2. v. tr. The act of grouping women to the penis of a cherished friend.

3. n. The group of women who congregate around the penis of a popular man.

also: cockflocker - one who cockflocks for a friend.

Ant. Cockblock

1. I ran cockflock for my bro since I had NO chance of getting any at the Kappa Sig party.

2. I owe Nick so much since he cockflocked the ladies to me by casually mentioning that I have a big penis.

3. Chad Johnson had to give up his cockflock after he married his cheerleader girlfriend.

by NickC November 25, 2005