A mammoth cock shaped log that comes out all at once during an epic shit that leaves you proudly shuddering.
Wow, I don't like to flush and tell, but I just shat a cocklog out of my ass. Seriously, that thing would rival most pussy pals.
by taw April 3, 2008
Get the cocklog mug.The fourth science after Physics, Chemistry, and Biology. Cockology relates to the study of the male genital organ.
by Umbongo - England April 2, 2003
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A popular trend among adult bloggers (Cockblogging Wednesdays). Involves posting blog entries with pictures of erect or non-erect penises (cocks) either the author's own, a lover's, submissions from readers, or images pulled from the web.
by ShayS April 9, 2006
Get the cockblogging mug.1. A woman with questionable morals who "hops" from cock to cock. See also: slut, ho, hobag, my ex-wife, several of my ex-girlfriends
2. A faggot who obviously has no morals who "hops" from cock to cock.
2. A faggot who obviously has no morals who "hops" from cock to cock.
1. Dude #1: Man, that chick Jamie is some kind of cockfrog. Didn't she give your cock an infection?
Me: Yeah, it was either her or that other cockfrog I was humping.
2. Dude #1: Man, that homo Curt is some kind of a cockfrog.
Me: I wouldn't know, I DON'T PLAY FOR THE PINK TEAM.
Me: Yeah, it was either her or that other cockfrog I was humping.
2. Dude #1: Man, that homo Curt is some kind of a cockfrog.
Me: I wouldn't know, I DON'T PLAY FOR THE PINK TEAM.
by METALHEAD74 May 24, 2006
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A limp sail in the breeze.
All bark, no bite.
A limp sail in the breeze.
All bark, no bite.
Guy 1: Man, Jerome hides behind the loading dock and smokes bud all day long and then complains that I don't work.
Guy 2: What a cockflag.
Guy 2: What a cockflag.
by Satch45 July 18, 2010
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(B) a person whos gotten laid so often, he knows his stuff.
The upshot and the use is ..... they can tell you by sight if you have a possible std. This guy can tell you if its just rug burn or vd. If its an allergy or something more.
(B) a person whos gotten laid so often, he knows his stuff.
The upshot and the use is ..... they can tell you by sight if you have a possible std. This guy can tell you if its just rug burn or vd. If its an allergy or something more.
by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018
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"streak" as well. Cockfloggers get a thrill out of running naked towards the
back of an unsuspecting female victim,
spinning them around,and attempting to leap into the air while spinning their bodies around swiftly in order to firmly smack the aforementioned female
with their penis. They then either 1 run, or 2 have aggressive sex with the female if she is obscene. Some cockfloggers also combine and/or enjoy
seperately "picklefuck" or "bonerodor".
"streak" as well. Cockfloggers get a thrill out of running naked towards the
back of an unsuspecting female victim,
spinning them around,and attempting to leap into the air while spinning their bodies around swiftly in order to firmly smack the aforementioned female
with their penis. They then either 1 run, or 2 have aggressive sex with the female if she is obscene. Some cockfloggers also combine and/or enjoy
seperately "picklefuck" or "bonerodor".
JACK: How did you get that bruise on your forehead?
JOSEPHINE: Some crazy fuck smacked me on the forehead with his dick!
JACK: Damn cockflogger. What did it smell like?
JOSEPHINE: Some crazy fuck smacked me on the forehead with his dick!
JACK: Damn cockflogger. What did it smell like?
by bill-muthafuckin\'-green,bitch! January 5, 2003
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