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Daniel the Cocker Spaniel

A person or dog that will uncontrollably poop and puke all over the place

Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt
O no, look what Daniel the Cocker Spaniel did, there’s shit all over the place!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!
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Cocker Spaniel

Sex move; the girl's hair is in pigtails to cover her ears and having sex doggystyle. The male rolls up a newspaper and if she makes a noise he hits her on the nose; the male yelling "no" while hitting her on the nose is optional
My new girlfriend Jenn was too loud having sex so I had to cocker spaniel her to teach her not to be so loud.
by Shorty in Chicago November 13, 2011
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cluckerspaniel

A cocker spaniel that is addicted to crack or someone that does something to slightly annoy you.
Drew: "I can't go to green lake to play basketball."

Pat: "Man, why you gotta be such a cluckerspaniel?"
by chcknfjitas June 15, 2011
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Cockerspanial

A diss, obviously based off the name of a common house pet with a silly name...
Shut your mouth, you cockerspanial!
by eMOS June 8, 2004
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cocker spaniel

The act in which a pantsless male crawls around on all fours with his junk tucked between his legs and protruding out the other side in imitation of a non-neutered dog. Usually used for comedic purposes.
I really wish I hadn't ever seen you doing the cocker spaniel.
by uh da cheat October 28, 2004
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cocker spaniel

a dog whos name is pronounced "cock-er-span-nyal"

not "COCK - ER SPAN - E - AL"
COCK - ER SPAN - E - AL = cocker spaneel

dammit sarah. grow a brain. moron
by collin miller October 8, 2003
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Cocker Spaniel Lunch

Chinese food of undetermined origin. They eat Fido over there.
Boeing's super sonic airliner is so fast, you can fly from Baltimore to Bejing for a Cocker Spaniel lunch and fly home in time for dinner.
by Simon October 14, 2004
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