Cockelgänger

An individual whose cock is identical to another individual's cock. So much so that photographs may not reveal the differences.

Dude, last night we sent a pic of my junk to B's girl as a joke. She didn't know it wasn't his! Either she was hammered or I am his cockelgänger!

by WampaOne February 25, 2012

cockelbanger

derived from the terms cock and bang this word defines one who likes the cock

n; a cock enthusiast

Susan is such a cockelbanger

by Loki008 March 8, 2005

Cochella

Somebody that is cold and needs Sean van der Walt to warm her up

Eg. I am so cochella ryt now

by Vanderwalt June 4, 2016

cockeldanger

a cockeldanger is the mirror image of your cock that exists in paralel universes

in theory if you touched with one of your infinite possible cockeldangers you would both implode in what could only be described as the wonderful orgasm unimaginable and at the exact same time the both of you would no longer exist.

by Evil Genius aka Cameron Frew March 2, 2017

cochella flu

the sickness everyone gets after coachella because they probably inhaled WAY too much dust.

damn that cochella flu gets me every year

by riding til i can’t no more April 21, 2019

Cockelargemus

Huge fcking cock that was obtained by taking too much heroine and steroids and watcing the enterety of the Harry Potter series in one sitting.

"Hey dude, how's the Cockelargemus"

"Pretty good, the heroine is working well and it feels like my asshole is falling off"

by Cannonoffyt May 2, 2022