cackling hens

When a group (or pair) of visually and vocally reprehensible women (if you can call them that) get together and complain or rather bitch to each other about their meaningless daily lives. They manage to do this at a decible level in which all humans and animals can hear the conversation within a 1 mile radius. This annoying 'cackling' could even wake a Snorlax.

Hen 1: ... oh and let me tell you that i absolutely hated the service there

Hen 2: interrupts girl stop, I got tell you about this place that ruined my lasagna...

Hen 1 & 2: together cackle cackle cackle cackle CACKLE!!! then laugh together annoyingly CCACACACACACACACKLE!!!

Dude Trying to Sleep: Aww fuck. Its those dam Cackling Hens bitching early again and waking my ass up on my day off... kill me now please

by KilsonStreet September 11, 2013

shirt cocking

the act of wearing only a t-shirt and no bottoms, thus exposing ones cock

When I went to burning man, I noticed a lot of people from the Meghan's Law website shirt cocking around me.

by Mr. Liquor Face October 15, 2010

Hot Cocking

1) When a cocky and conceited male trys to assert his dominance over another man, or group of men, in an overly conceited manner.

2) The act of walking around thinking your better than everyone just because you do 1 or 2 cool things.

1) Dude, Ronnie just closed the deal he was working on and he’s been hot cocking it the whole afternoon.

2) Man, DarDae and Marron got some girls numbers on accident last night and they’ve been hot cocking all damn day!!

by SomeSithL0rd February 25, 2018

Twee-cocking

When someone is performatively shy and quirky on purpose to get attention.

You see Brent's MySpace profile picture where he's playing the ukulele? He's totally twee-cocking.

by Blink155PodFan360 September 11, 2018

Cocking the Brim

To tip, turn, and/or dip one's hat in a ghetto/gangsta fashion.

That nigga lookin' fresh cocking the brim of his yankee fitted.

by JooiePooie December 3, 2010

Storm Cocking

When a man inserts his penis into another man's penis hole. It can take several hours for the couple to work the recipient's penis hole to a useable size. Often the couple will use vaginal sounds or other instruments of gynecology to get the dickhole to enlarge to sufficient size.

We lost the power last night, so we spent the whole time storm cocking each other instead, by candlelight.

by Chief921 March 11, 2010

speed cocking

A game played by adolescents and business professionals when bored with the contents of a lecture or meeting.

The object of the game is to draw as many penises on classmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.

Paul was dozing during the sales meeting and did not notice Fran speed cocking all over his notes.

by Frances P in collaboration with Paul O, John D, Mark S August 1, 2006