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cockliment

A penis-oriented compliment given to a male from either a male or female observer or sexual partner.
"After I boned Jane last night, she gave me a great cockliment. She said I had the nicest penis she'd ever seen."

or

"Dude, thanks for the cockliment! I always thought I had a great penis!"
by Luke Charles March 6, 2008
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Cockfident

A term used to describe a man who is confident enough in himself, as a man, to know that, as long as he has a penis, he has no reason to be self conscious about any other defining factors that may come into play.
Man 1 : Dude, but I dont know if she will accept me after she sees my package!
Man 2: Oh, come on man... just be cockfident!
by neely b voracious July 18, 2009
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Cockident

A: When you are both over confident and cocky, or arrogant and sure of yourself.

B: When you are putting your penis into a woman and the tip sticks and your penis bends.
A: That guy is so sure of himself and thinks he knows everything. That guy is Cockident!

B: Last night I was "Doing it" with my girlfriend and got Cockident.
by Cocky! August 30, 2010
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cockliment

when you receive a compliment on the size or power of your penis.
OMG, YOUR COCK IS MAGIC!" "why thank you for that nice cockliment!
by Dizzy Rankin April 2, 2011
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cockfidence

(n) Assurance and boldness of an unattractive man who, despite lack of any redeeming qualities or personal hygiene, is arrogent and abusive due entirely to the size of his larger-than-average penis. These men should be avoided. Cockfidence is not directly proportional to sexual prowess.
Due to his cockfidence, the short, ugly and abusive troll Bryan has slept with many attractive women who should be out of his league.
by Prantzell March 15, 2010
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Crackcident

The unintentional exposure of one's butt crack while bending over in low-rise jeans.
Becky had a crackcident in class when she bent over to pick up her keys.
by Michaeladt January 10, 2009
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Cockfidence

A perfect blend of cockiness and confidence about yourself, so smooth, everyone thinks you are awesome because of how superb your self-confidence is.
Betsy: I look good.
Kayla: I totally want your cockfidence.
by colteezykeezy October 8, 2011
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