Cockblockerage

Cockblockerage(n): 1. the active engagemant in any or all activity that significantly reduces the chances of or totally eliminates sexual intercourse, 2. a certain skillset that when applied does not allow any reproductive activities under any circumstance, 3. Kids

Your talking to a female and a so called buddy comes by a says hey aren't you married.
Cockblockerage

by mech4fedex August 30, 2009

Cockblockapalooza

A social gathering where a female or male has many friends of the opposite sex which furthermore cockblocks any unsuspecting suitor to make a move on them.

Nick doesn't stand a chance at the sorority party, it's a Cockblockapalooza.

by Jenbo May 31, 2007

Cockblockalypse Now

Getting cock blocked by a film enthusiast at the cinema

*About to pull your date*

"Continuing on, I really think Martin Sheen's shoe choice is quite significant and the background is... "

"Hey dude, stop talking about Francis Ford Coppola films. Go audition for cockblockalypse now, you'll get the part for sure asshol'"

*The End*

by (blow)jobby November 6, 2011

CockBlockChain

when you're in a date and you mention Bitcoin and all of your cock achieving dreams die because of your own dumb self mentioning crypto currency. Dumbass.

"I CockBlockChained myself again! How will I deal with the duality of wanting to get laid but also mention my MASSIVE GAINS in the market???"

by jacksonferrell October 12, 2018