cocksocket

complete whore who's only attribute is her ability to have a cock stuffed in her

Larry's mom is a total cocksocket

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

cocknockled

When you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn't think it's a date (usually revealed by a third party). You then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.

Guy: You sure are nice.
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!

by tuanomsoc December 24, 2005

cockrock

A band consisting of horny guys that play catchy, rip-off rock songs whose main goal is to get into girl's panties.

Man. not another cockrock band

by fuzzy777 June 6, 2009

cockrocker 3000

Harry Potter's first "broom"

Goyle, "Did you hear? Harry just got a Cockrocker 3000!"

Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."

by AlyxAnderson October 29, 2007

cockjacker

The action of hijacking / theiving / obtaining a penis to ride or pump in a sexual manner.

Rob is a cockjacker as last night he took advantage of Frank

by Denzel Large December 30, 2007

cocksocket

A girl's asshole--typically a girl with a very attractive butt.

Stephanie has such a nice little ass--I'd like to stretch her sweet little cocksocket.

by Steph M. August 1, 2007

cocknockery

Annoying acts perpetrated by cocknockers. Usually, but not always, accompanied by asshattery.

I'm getting tired of your cocknockery. IT ENDS!

by Crusher March 31, 2005