Cock-punch

Physical blow to the male groin

Sammy hit George with a hard cock-punch

by Rich April 25, 2003

cock punch

This is obviously when you stuff a rooster in a blender, turn the blender on high, and wait for your delicious beverage.

Dude, you want to pour me some Cock Punch?

by Taco Sanchez August 4, 2006

Cock-punch

stringing a rooster up by it's feet and using it for a speed bag

it's how they used to train for a bare-knuckles boxing match in the nether regions of hillbilly hell

by it's the in-breedin' May 16, 2004

cock punch

When a guy pulls his dick out, and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye.

Kenny: xkiera, if a guy pulls his dick out and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye, is that technically abuse?
Xkiera: It's called a cock punch.
LeBunny: As a woman, i would feel abused. Then ask you to do it again.

by artist6000 December 3, 2016

cock punch

it's a bonk on the willy-wonk

Butthead gave Beavis a good bonk on the willy-wonk.

Beavis:"damn it Butthead did you have to cock punch me like that"?

Butthead: "uhhh...YEAH"...

by M.Judge September 23, 2004

cock-punch

A super-fast erection while in the vicinity of an enemy such that the head of the now erect penis inflicts damage to the enemy by sheer impact; like a normal arm-punch.

He knocked his opponent out with a thunderous cock-punch

by cockermaster July 25, 2012

reverse cock punch

Hitting someone in the mouth so hard that their balls hurt.

Timmy: I just got the reverse cock punch.
Timmy2: What's that?
Timmy: I got punched in the mouth so hard my balls hurt.
Timmy2: Oh so that's what that feeling is called.

by Edgar Von Winkersteinovich November 27, 2006