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Two-headed cock muncher

Zac efron is a two-headed cock muncher.
by The real slim Nandy March 17, 2008
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Squiggly doo 4000 headbanger cock rip

The action of someone head-banging while sucking your cock and getting their teeth caught on your balls and ripping off your entire penis.
Chase: Yo Derek I was chillin with John last night and I convinced him to give me that Squiggly doo 4000 headbanger cock rip and it fucking fire bro.

Derek: No way dude I got him to do that to me just last week.
by Splm J May 21, 2020
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Headie Gym Cock

What your girlfriend has gone to find when she has been missing for a while. Grade-A sexy man cock.
"You know where she went. That slut went to go get some of that headie gym cock."
"These girls love this headie gym cock."
by Headie Gym Cock Jon February 4, 2009
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General Cockhead

Your everyday dickhead who doesn't have a mind of their own so they have to follow all the latest trends and fads in order to fit in. They're usually found loitering around shopping malls and making homosexual poses on facebook. They refuse to play any music that they actually like because they feel insecure so they just listen to the tracks on the latest so fresh cd just to play it safe.

A general cockhead often brushes their hair to the side like Justin Bieber, wears short fluro shorts (Usually green, red or blue), a snapback hat and rosary beads as a fassion accessory rather then a religious symbol. They're often spotted driving around in done up rodeo utes of if they're to young to get their liscence they ride scooters instead.

If the general cockhead is a female, she is always posting photoshoped pictures of herself half naked with oversized sunglasses on facebook while making a face similar to a duck.
Jake: OMFGz DAVID GUETTA IZ THE BEST DJ EVA!!!!!

Tom: You're such a general cockhead, you're only saying that because everyone else likes him. Grow some balls, some self esteem and find something you actually like.
by Con Cuthbert January 17, 2012
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cockhead

Variation of dickhead.
Someone who is an idiot or annoying or just vexes you in general.
" Fuck off you cockhead, really piss me off."
by Adam Dickson III January 31, 2004
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cockheading

being stupid; showing stupidity; displaying lack of intelligence
So many definitions on Urban Dictionary are prime examples of cockheading.
by yorrick hunt June 2, 2008
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cockhead

Chiefly Australian meaning idiot! Similar to dickhead.
That dude at the party was a real cockhead
by Lachness_ July 6, 2010
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