Cocksmash

When a male repeatedly thrusts his package vigorously against a person of the opposite sex, in a dry hump fashion. Most incidences are often seen in night clubs involving alcohol consumption.

WARNING: May cause member of the opposite sex (the cocksmashee) to gain whiplash.

Wow, I was trying to "swing my hair back and forth" but that guy kept cocksmashing me, RUDE!

by cocksmash2010 December 30, 2010

Cocksplash

To follow and unfollow someone on social media, sometimes repeatedly, in order to get them to follow you

This guy keeps cocksplashing me, but I don't like his posts.

by Case New Holland March 9, 2021

cockstash

The act of raping someone while they are sleeping by putting your dick in there mouth and or making them give you a blowjob

Jayne was mad when she found out Joe cockstashed her

by thefreeman00 July 30, 2008

Cocksmash

Co-ck-sma-ssh, verb
The act of missing a sexual partners poon or stink hole with ones cock and hitting the bit inbetween at full force resulting in a "cocksmash".

So, I was pounding away on this the young filly when I got a tad carried away, pulled out and said, "right little missy, take this one you filthy little harrlot" and went at her with the might of empire, a pain ran up my jonson and I knew straight away there had been a terrible cocksmash, it's been this colour and bent at a 45 degree angle for weeks now, anything you can do doctor?

by morgansgoat October 30, 2012

cocklash

The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)

I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.

by kymcleod October 17, 2003

cocksmash

A disappointed or angry interjection, as if to compare your current situation into getting smashed hard in the scrotal region.

Doctor: I'm sorry Joe, but your leg has contracted gangrene. We're going to need to amputate.
Joe: Fuckin' cocksmash!!

by tfd September 12, 2004

cocksmash

When somebody is lieing down, another person winds up their fist from a far distance and smashes it down on the other's groin in a natural motion.

"I was just laying there in my sleeping bag, and he threw down the cocksmash! My balls hurt!"

by Sandwich487864354 August 15, 2008