cock nugget

Man, Nick is such a damned cock nugget.
by JMR February 21, 2004
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Cock Nugget

Small lumps that appear on ones cock shaft signalling that one needs a wank and has cock winnits which are contageous
A disease that is highly contageous and involves a lot of wanking and going blind
by Bob March 26, 2005
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"Boy that person drinks baileys like any cock nugget wank head"
by Barry Norman July 10, 2003
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Cock Nugget

A Lethargic piece of fecal matter excreted through the urethra. Usually done by sailors, pirates and Men who dress up as owls.
That Pirate just laid an enormous cock nugget on the starboard.
by Gary the hammer December 10, 2008
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Cock nugget

When they shoot a nugget sized load into your open mouth and then you chase it with some sweet and sour sauce from mickey dees
"Kev took me to mcdonalds, snuck me into the bathroom, and gave me a cock nugget"
"Gurllll hes a keeper"
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