Getting cochelled

Something super insane happened to you and Kenneth swoops in and takes over. You immediately get overcame by the cochell and have to accept the fact you, in fact, have just been…cochelled.

Damn man… I can’t believe you’re getting cochelled right now.

by Kenny1238 January 15, 2023

Lincoln Cocked

When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.

-"Dude, you got Lincoln Cocked at table tennis yesterday."

-"yeah, he beat me pretty bad"

by John Cocktoastun February 22, 2009

half cocked

Acting on assumptions or partial information.

Based on old firearms, that if not fully cocked (thus half cocked), would not fire.

You've only heard his side of the story! You can't go running around half cocked spreading rumors about her!

by RobbyPants June 27, 2007

Pop-Cocked

The act of performing oral sex on your partner, while the female has a mouthful of Pop-Rocks. Thus creating a wonderful crackling sensation.

Derreck: Hey dude did you hear what Rachel did last night?

Kyle: Naw what did she do?

Derreck: She totally Pop-Cocked me and it was awesome!

Kyle: Damn dude lucky you

by Buster Miller October 29, 2011

cocked

drunk

by Anonymous January 7, 2003

cold cocked

The act of being sucker punched by someone.

I left the bar around 4 am and when I staggered around the corner into the alley this guy cold cocked me with a punch to the face. I never saw it coming.

by Footfighter22 March 2, 2008

cotched

To be in a state of intense relaxation.

"Come on mate lets go downstairs and watch the footy."
"Aww but I'm well cotched."

by Ashmanok February 20, 2007