Cobble

Cutest and chubbiest cat to ever exist

Bro look and cobble over there

by Coolbruv June 23, 2022

Cobble Job

The act of using another persons prosthetic limb (be it an arm or a leg) as a mastabatory aid.

Mikes future employment at the hospital was put into futher doubt when his boss got wind of his daily cobble jobs

by Jon-o-fun August 31, 2004

Cobble Hill Cannon

It is when you shart on your girlfriends face. Then you slap her with your dick.

Hello i gave my girl a cobble hill cannon last night.

by Kass Gorgson January 8, 2008

Cobble wobble

When walking, especially in heels, over cobbles or those bumpy slabs by pedestrian crossings and your foot gives way resulting in a shameful wobble and often a sore knee or ankle.

Did you see that stupid cow over there trying to strut her stuff and then nearly fall down?!
Don't be so harsh everyone has a cobble wobble now & again

by Jackthecat June 17, 2012

cobble together

Put together hastily

On New Year's Eve, inside a police station that's about to be closed for good, officer Jake Roenick must cobble together a force made up cops and criminals to save themselves from a mob looking to kill mobster Marion Bishop.

by rexrei October 16, 2010

cobble drop

dropping your ballsack on someone so hard its like they got hit by some rocks.

This girl was so annoying, I had to cobble drop her.

by thatoneguy23 March 22, 2014

Cobble Gobbler

A Cobble Gobbler is a cycling superfan or one who lingers around the team bus of a professional cycling team during the Spring Classic races. The Cobble Gobbler differs from the traditional Chamois Sniffer in that they are only interested in the Spring Classic "hard men".

I was at the Roubaix Velodrome for the race finish and couldn't believe the number of Cobble Gobblers hanging around the entrance to the locker rooms. Those people have no shame.

by Asshat Kornhole January 7, 2015