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cob knobbler

A woman (or man, whatever submerges your submarine) who gives awful blow jobs. The name originates from Cobzeus, the Norwegian goddess or corn shucking, who once treated Hermes' penis as a cob of corn.
Yeah, Julia Roberts is really hot, but i heard she was a cob knobbler. And anyways, she's a homewrecker, and she's not hot.
by Hanzeus September 29, 2003
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cob knobber

The act of a woman not being able to fit a large penis in her mouth at which point she only able to lick of munch on the side of the penis back and forth in a typewriter movement as if you are nibbling on a ear of corn. This is a true "cob knobber".

Words also used: cob knobbin', cob knob, cob knobbler
Woman to man: "Oh my God! That's so big I can't fit it in my mouth! I will have to cob knob it."

Man to woman: " I hope your a good cob knobber because I an very well endowed,"
by Pun_King300 January 27, 2017
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jon: lolz he such a cob knobber

Dan: roflmao gawd
by Daniel Stiffwood July 2, 2008
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knobby cob socker

"Remember that knobby cob socker from the other night? She's callin again."
by dawsdz September 9, 2004
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cobknobbler

one who knobbles the cob.
anyone who drives a Prius is a cobknobbler
by Atom the Impaler July 29, 2009
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