Transcript of the "Comically Large Spoon" Vine:
King Bach:
I unceremoniously salute you, o closely associated individual of mine. It is within my best interest that I request you wherethrough I may have the chance to acquire access to this non-atomically-active food known as a dessert, herewithin this relatively large device, known commonly as a refrigerator, of whose function is to preserve common consumables, to grant access for the aforementioned purpose. I give this statement in good faith that I become a holder of access to the consumable.
Bach's friend:
O closely related individual, I shalt grant you a right to access to the sweetened product under one, only one, and exactly one condition: you, aforementioned individual, and the listeners of this message, are to remove and consume the quantity of confectionary coolant that which does not transcend that of which would be able to reside therewithin a traditional dining equipment which is similar to a bowl, and which, is commonly known as a spoon. I expect you, the individual I am referring to, act in a way such that the aforementioned terms and conditions are not broken, thereby keeping our trust within each other remain intact.
King Bach, who had extended and contracted multiple muscles of his to make a look of one who has surpassed another, conveniently obtains a comedically tremendous dining utensil, wherewith he, King Bach, obtains access to any coveted cooling confectionary he would desire.
King Bach:
I unceremoniously salute you, o closely associated individual of mine. It is within my best interest that I request you wherethrough I may have the chance to acquire access to this non-atomically-active food known as a dessert, herewithin this relatively large device, known commonly as a refrigerator, of whose function is to preserve common consumables, to grant access for the aforementioned purpose. I give this statement in good faith that I become a holder of access to the consumable.
Bach's friend:
O closely related individual, I shalt grant you a right to access to the sweetened product under one, only one, and exactly one condition: you, aforementioned individual, and the listeners of this message, are to remove and consume the quantity of confectionary coolant that which does not transcend that of which would be able to reside therewithin a traditional dining equipment which is similar to a bowl, and which, is commonly known as a spoon. I expect you, the individual I am referring to, act in a way such that the aforementioned terms and conditions are not broken, thereby keeping our trust within each other remain intact.
King Bach, who had extended and contracted multiple muscles of his to make a look of one who has surpassed another, conveniently obtains a comedically tremendous dining utensil, wherewith he, King Bach, obtains access to any coveted cooling confectionary he would desire.
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Cosmic Gate is a German trance, progressive trance and hard trance duo made up of Claus Terhoeven (aka Nic Chagall) and Stefan Bossems (DJ Bossi). They are best known for their singles "Exploration of Space", "The Drums", and "The Truth." Cosmic Gate has done remixes for popular DJs including DJ Tiesto, Armin van Buuren, and Ferry Corsten. Cosmic Gate's heavy, analog trance sound is considered by many to be the definition of hard trance.
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This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries in late Cretacic strata.
This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries in late Cretacic strata.
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(stemmed from the English words 'cosmic' and 'illicit')
(stemmed from the English words 'cosmic' and 'illicit')
Dude. We both wore the same color shirt today and I'm in love with you even though you're married. Cosmicit.
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2. Comics about doctors pulling babies out of a pregnant woman's open belly instead of their vaginas
2. Comics about doctors pulling babies out of a pregnant woman's open belly instead of their vaginas
1. "Hey, did you check today's c-section comics?"
"Sure, it's my fourth favorite comic right after cyanide and happiness, the oatmeal, and ctrl-alt-del
"Fuck you"
2. "I wanted to decorate my clinic, so I printed some c-section comics and hung them up on the wall"
"You're the craziest OB-GYN I ever met"
"Sure, it's my fourth favorite comic right after cyanide and happiness, the oatmeal, and ctrl-alt-del
"Fuck you"
2. "I wanted to decorate my clinic, so I printed some c-section comics and hung them up on the wall"
"You're the craziest OB-GYN I ever met"
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