Comos

Fatty who won't join PS4 party. Licks milk off Skatey floor and likes 50p oranges.
Comos is proper fatty. He wont join PS4 party
by Uncle Lumbago February 14, 2019
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Como

"Don't be a Como"
by hectorjimmy October 26, 2011
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como

Someone who is clueless or naive. But said in a joking way. Como means in Spanish "How" but my definition means different. You can use it to call your family that. But it's no harm done cause it's in a joking way. Everybody is a como at least once a day. We all do stupid things. Therefore everyone is a como.
"You don't know what you're talking about. You're a como."

"I'm not a como. I know what I'm doing."
by Michael M. Murray January 07, 2009
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como

A term used in speech/theatre. Also meaning what? in Spanish.
by McIzzy April 20, 2007
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como

Travis Byrne: "I love the sccchool spirit!"
by djClue October 28, 2003
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como

A homo-coma; being brain-dead to the fact that you're totally gay, similar to "in the closet"
"Sean's kinda cute, but he's totally in a como. Have you ever seen how long he takes to do his hair?"
by Tatas November 22, 2006
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Como

1. To tell someone to go to Como.
2. To imply someone is rediculously hopeless and should go to Como
3. To Como it, to de-flower or ruin something, to destroy natural beuty.
4. To peer into the eyes of Como, something that is too horrible or ugly to describe.
Go to Como, Shahin. It is so ugly, it reminds me of Como/
by adscorp September 25, 2005
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