1. To tell someone to go to Como.
2. To imply someone is rediculously hopeless and should go to Como
3. To Como it, to de-flower or ruin something, to destroy natural beuty.
4. To peer into the eyes of Como, something that is too horrible or ugly to describe.
In season 8 episode 18 of The Middle, at a party Brick says “might be time to crank the Como.” Which Axl responds “What? No drugs are not cool.” Thinking Brick meant Crystal meth. Brick clarifies that he means artist Perry Como and plays “Papa Loves Mambo