clydesdale

An older, single straight male, past his prime, perhaps late 40s into 50s, who hits the bars and nightclubs hoping to score. He doesn't really dance, but prefers to graze at the bar, drinking Budweiser. The male counterpart to a "cougar."

A once strapping but now paunchy male. A stallion turned clydesdale.

At the bar the other night Susan was surrounded by clydesdales, turned on, as it seemed, by her Bud Light Lime.

by ameldamegos February 14, 2012

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Clydesdale

(literally- a show horse) A vagina or anyother type of fish-smelling hole on the woman species; Ditty; clit; rooster.
The meaning originated when a young girl tried to steal a heavy clydesdale keychain from bush gardens and put it down her pants. Gravity did it's thing and it wound up in her vagina.

Wow look at the lips on that clydesdale

by Lussypicker May 4, 2004

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Girls at rave parties who wear knee high fuzzy boots and booty shorts. Known for their "trot" like dancing, these girls only look good after drinking a 12pack of bud.

A group of clydesdale's is also known as a Budweiser commercial. An older clydesdale is known as a cougar-clydesdale, and depending on her condition should more than likely be put down.

by thebearwiththehoney May 5, 2011

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That big-booty type of woman that make every other sit the fuck down. Carrying herself and all that self respect, plus all the weight just like a Clydesdale. It's not uncommon for a Clydesdale to impress everyone.

Dwam! Who's that? A fucking Clydesdale.

by DeltaKT January 3, 2024

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Fart stink so bad it would melt lipstick off of a pig. If you were holding a candle, and one of these went off next to you, you would end up looking like a Cherynobyl victim.

Her Clydesdale fart nearly made all my bread spoil.

by killa beana April 26, 2014