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clusterbation

1. a circle jerk. 2. An operation that fails on different heirarchical levels or fails in communication, related to SNAFU and FUBAR 3. fiasco 4. complete failure 5. an operation doomed to failure almost from the outset
That event was a clusterbation, the owner of the festival is taking vendor fees from the boothies and the actual owner of the property doenst know where the money is.
by Sturm March 31, 2008
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clusterfarce

We all know about clusterfuck - when situations are ridiculously tangled. Clusterfarce adds the element of low comedy, satire and idiocy.
The handling of the US debt crisis by Congress and the President in the summer of 2011 was a clusterfarce.
by sarcaustic wordmaker August 5, 2011
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clusterbadger

A river blockage caused by a large number of novice boats parked in interesting orientations

During Michaelmas Term in Oxford or Cambridge, there are many rowing boats on the river occupied by people who are new to the sport - novices. These people are usually quite bad at rowing and can be quite upsetting for other river users. Sometimes, their sheer idiocy can lead to pile-ups in the river, or a clusterbadger. Indeed, from above, it will actually look as messy as a group of badgers attempting a clusterfuck.
Cox: Hold it up all eight. There's a *massive* clusterbadger up ahead.
Stroke: Badgering novices.
by fr277 November 16, 2011
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Clusterbuck

The phenomenon of arriving to meet someone at a Starbucks to realize shortly thereafter that they are, indeed at another nearby Starbucks.
"I was supposed to meet a blind date at the Starbucks on 10th and Piedmont, but she was at the 14th Street Starbucks the whole time and thought i stood her up. What a Clusterbuck!"
by JamieGordonAtlanta December 18, 2008
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clusterfark

Monumental f*** up.
This is a major clusterfark.
by Hiwatha November 17, 2010
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clusterfarg

The thing that is seizure-inducing in the arbitrary mayhem and randomness that Super Smash Bros. Brawl is.
"We always love things which reinforce our own beliefs. I played SSBB with friends and found it to be a seizure-inducing clusterfarg of arbitrary mayhem and randomness."
by Lord Sir of Master August 22, 2008
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clusterbadger

Variant of clusterfuck: a military operation where multiple things have gone wrong.

Origin: fuck is replaced by badger on some messageboards. Users of such boards have assimilated the use of badger into their everyday speech giving rise to some amusing sentence constructions.
What the hell is going on here?
I have no idea. It's a right old clusterbadger.
by beastalina November 16, 2011
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