clusterfutopia

an idea, grounded in fantasy, prejudice, extremism, or a combination of all of the above, that prescribes a solution the author believes will result in some kind of utopian outcome, but the rest of the world realizes will result in a complete and total clusterfuck.

The Tennessee Legislature's attempts to roll back Health Care Reform reflected their commitment to clusterfutopian principles.

by vibinc901 November 20, 2010

clusternuts

A way to politely describe something that has gone horribly wrong. It's also when something has gone nuts AND is a clusterfuck.

me: Sorry mom. Some servers went clusternuts and I have to stay late at work

by funky49 April 23, 2009

clusternating

The act of dealing with and switching from one clusterfuck to another

I spent the whole day clusternating

by Raben December 12, 2017

clusternut

When pulling out in a threesome, one accidentally nuts into both other participants eyes.

"Man, last night I was with Steve and Jessica and It was a real clusternut"

by Gillesdelatourette December 9, 2018