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clit clunking

The act of inserting ones toes into a vagina whilst flicking your big toe on the clitoris. Typically an act of foreplay but can also take the place of sex. Originated at the University of Florida by the freaky college students there.
*Julia and Ryan are having sex*
Julia: this sucks lets try something new. Why dont you try clit clunking me??
Ryan: I guess, its been awhile since ive clipped my toe nails though..."
by Gamma Rho August 30, 2009
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Cluck,Clucking

The act of selling anything and or everything one owns to support their meth addiction.
That Tweeker is clucking her baby's formula for a nickel of shit.That Ho just tried to cluck her baby's formula for a nickel of shit,I asked her for a blow-job instead.
by Andy "DopeFeeen" P. February 27, 2004
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clarking

Form of coprophilia practiced by lesbians in the United Kingdom. One partner defecates into the other's vagina, which is held open, often with the aid of a speculum. They then proceed to suck their feces back out of their partner's vagina and ingest it.
Vanessa was eagerly clarking some nice steamy nuggets right out of Sarah's minge.
by Degenerate Scumbag January 3, 2009
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i hear you clucking big chicken

Person 1: Gas prices are way too high.
Person 2: I hear you clucking big chicken.
by hattrickcheeto December 9, 2008
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Comment Clucking

Having a conversation with someone in a comment box on a social network (i.e Facebook) and then deleting all your comments so it looks like that person has been talking to them self.
BEFORE Comment Clucking:

MATTY: You look well pretty!

GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!

MATTY: What's it got to do with you george?

GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.

MATTY: No.

GEORGE: Yes.

AFTER Comment Clucking:

GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!

GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.

GEORGE: Yes.
by Loremipsumdolorsitamet November 26, 2010
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clucking like a chicken

To rant incoherantly while under the influence of a stimulant narcotic, such as amphetamines.
On Day Seven of the meth ride, Chester was clucking like a chicken.
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
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clucking joe

person 1: fucking hoe
person 2: no no no
person 3: what did she say
person 2: clucking joe
by cluckingjoe#1 June 6, 2018
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