Clamping Down

When a man sticks his rod into a woman and she clamps down on his shaft until he finishes forcing him to give her children.

Tommy didnt want to have kids but when he was about to pull out the whore was clamping down

by white nigga September 12, 2016

Chumpinger

Chumpinger (n.) - Someone who commits a fralinger. Someone who fucks something up that is routine.

Hey Chumpinger, good job with the test.

by 7th floor crew January 28, 2006

russian clumsiness

The lack of skill to stand next to a window without falling out.

The political opponent showed spontaneous signs of russian clumsiness and fell out of the 5th floor window.

by Psycholi February 20, 2023

Chumping

'Chumping' is gathering wood for Bonfire Night.

Come on, it's Bonnie Night next week. Let's go chumping.

by Gulftastic October 29, 2015

clumping

to have sex with a woman while wearing a clown costume. dervies from the combination of the words clown and humping.

"Dude did you have sex with my sister?"
"I clumped her ass, son"

by NiMo March 1, 2005

clumpkin

1. To perform oral sex on a girl while she's passing a bowel movement. 2. Eat out a girl while she's taking a shit. 3. see blumpkin

Yea, my girlfriend got a promotion at work so I gave her a congratulatory clumpkin.

by Justus Balentine January 4, 2007

Clumpkin decker

A girl being eaten out while taking a dump in the upper tank of the toilet

Clumpkin Decker, female version of blumpkin decker

by Deuceknevil August 10, 2010