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Clorax

1. A species of Lorax which instead of being an advocate for trees, is an advocate for cleaning products.

2. A neat freak.
"You mop the floors like every week, stop being such a Clorax."
by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020
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Cloomer

Cloom·er1
/ˈclo͞omər/
Individual who oversaturates the Clone Troopers from Star Wars, mostly known for their witty comments regarding the accuracy of imperial stormtroopers, as well as believing the Clone Wars TV Show is the best piece of Star Wars media.
"Dude, Tom is such a cloomer!"
by YourMom1234567891011 February 6, 2020
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CloroxEnergyDrink

A delicious and healthy drink that will totally not kill one’s brain cells.
Drink some CloroxEnergyDrink to get super brain powers.
by ryancflam December 22, 2018
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Clorox Bleach

something people drink or wash clothes with
Person A: "Fuck off, leafy is cancer"
Clorox Bleach: "Drink Me"
by 대한민국 August 16, 2016
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clomposure

A pitiful clumsy attempt at being composed and achieving closure after being dumped.
Alesha Dixon's song Breathe Slow should use the word CLOMPOSURE rather than closure to show the full extent of her needy desperation:
"Cos, ladies, take it in
And get cLomposure
Before I lose it
Get cLomposure"
by princessetamtam January 19, 2009
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clorox community

A place where the new segregation is practiced covertly, and with a touch of class. Done with developers creating gated communities, zoning laws and building restrictions. City councils and police taking a real aggresive attitude on DWB (driving while black) etc.

These actions tend to "whiten up" the place
Buffy the bleached blonde cheerleader lived in a clorox community. Her boyfriend Jason's father was a mortgage banker. Her house was a 4,500 square foot, white colonial. She drove a new Red Jeep Wrangler to school.
by Johnny Roket May 2, 2006
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Cloomer

An unconditional fan of the "Star Wars: The Clone Wars" animated TV series, set between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith. The typical cloomer is an adolescent or adult male who has watched the various Star Wars TV shows religiously, however he has never read any book or comic and only possesses an extremely shallow knowledge of the Star Wars Expanded Universe from Youtube videos.

The cloomer does not take criticism against his favorite show well. Although it was evidently aimed a young audience, he will insist at every turn that it is not a "kid's show" due to the "mature" themes approached by the series. While reasonable discussion can be had with a cloomer on this subject, one should be extremely cautious not to openly criticize the show's producer Dave Filoni, who has become a figure of worship for them, as exemplified by the popular posts on r/prequelmemes.

Dave Filoni is believed by the cloomers to be one of the precious few at Lucasfilm who "respects" Star Wars Legends material after the debacle of the Sequel Trilogy. This particular allegation is far from the truth, as The Clone Wars has been highly controversial for retconning and mutilating major aspects of established Legends lore, notably the Clone Wars Multimedia project. Any discussion of this topic with a cloomer is however futile given their willful ignorance of the books and comics, and nothing will dissuade them that Filoni is "the Chosen One", who will bring Star Wars into a new golden age.
"Dave Filoni is such an amazing Star Wars fan. He's the only one who truly appreciates Legends at Disney. We are so lucky he's still here! I'll suck his dick for a Revan show!!"
"Lmao, OK Cloomer"
by Cloomer5555 May 21, 2021
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