Clong
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Clong by Potato fan May 27, 2023
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Clong
A Middle English derivative of the Old High German klung (meaning "to encase" or "to tether"). Historically, the Clong was the first recorded prototype of the modern cock cage or chastity device, popularized in the 14th century within European Royal Courts.
It was specifically designed for the "Foot-Servants" and Harem of the Queen. These men were tasked with intimate domestic duties—most notably the ritualistic washing and massaging of the Queen’s royal feet. The Clong was mandated to ensure the servants remained focused on their labor without the "low distractions" of the flesh. By neutralizing their arousal, the Queen ensured a more disciplined, efficient, and devoted circle of male attendants who lived only to serve her aesthetic and domestic standards.
It was specifically designed for the "Foot-Servants" and Harem of the Queen. These men were tasked with intimate domestic duties—most notably the ritualistic washing and massaging of the Queen’s royal feet. The Clong was mandated to ensure the servants remained focused on their labor without the "low distractions" of the flesh. By neutralizing their arousal, the Queen ensured a more disciplined, efficient, and devoted circle of male attendants who lived only to serve her aesthetic and domestic standards.
The Queen noticed her servant was distracted during her evening foot massage, so she ordered the blacksmith to forge a new Clong to ensure his total focus on her comfort.
Clong by FeetGoddessAdalynne April 2, 2026
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Grand Clong
That awful feeling when you realize you have just said something horrible, or you are supposed to be somewhere you aren't, or have forgotten to bring/do/say something important. Cartoonist B. Kliban coined this term and defined it as 'a sudden rush of shit to the heart.'
She experienced a Grand Clong because she had just asked an acquaintance how the kids were, before remembering they had both died recently in a car wreck.
He received a text asking where he was, and immediately suffered a Grand Clong when he realized he was supposed to be at the Very Important Meeting instead of at a matinee movie showing.
Standing at the podium in front of the packed auditorium, a Grand Clong washed over her as she pulled her folded speech printout from her pocket and saw that it was her travel itinerary.
He received a text asking where he was, and immediately suffered a Grand Clong when he realized he was supposed to be at the Very Important Meeting instead of at a matinee movie showing.
Standing at the podium in front of the packed auditorium, a Grand Clong washed over her as she pulled her folded speech printout from her pocket and saw that it was her travel itinerary.
Grand Clong by Lacrocivious Acrophosist September 27, 2023
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