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Kentucky Clogger

Clogging a public toilet with a entire roll, two if available, of toilet paper. Then dropping the most massive, heinous shit one can muster up into the clogged bowl. This is followed by the most important feature of the Kentucky Clogger. With an empty toilet paper roll or one’s finger, depending upon preference, scoop up a little dollop of shit and write “Mitch was Here!” on the toilet seat.
I stopped at the truck stop to snap a douche and medicate my trucker’s knuckles and every stall had a Kentucky clogger.

I was surprised when I visited the rest room at the capital on the side of the House. I found a Kentucky clogger. I’m didn’t think Mitch left the senate to go over to the house.
by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020
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base clogger

When a person who has no real chance to score with someone prevents others from getting an opportunity.
That dumbass Jeff is a real base clogger; he needs to just get out of the way!
by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019
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Clogger

When you take a shit large enough that you know it will clog the toilet. it also feels like satan himself if releasing himself from your ass when you finally do squeeze it out.
*while wiping ass:* Yup, thats gonna be a clogger
by kitloin March 18, 2019
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Clogger Shit

When you take a shit so huge that it clogs the toilet.
Conway took a clogger shit; it was so huge that the toilet got clogged and shit water overflowed from the toilet bowl.
by tttmack March 31, 2009
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base clogger

In baseball, a slow runner that holds up the runners behind him.
The team probably could have scored two runs on that play if not for that base clogger Johnson!.
by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019
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Flaggle Claggle

That thing the Youtuber stevecash83 always says at the end of a video description. We don't know what it means, and we'll never know as stevecash83 is dead.
stevecash83: So Sylvester did this thing and yadda yadda yadda. Flaggle Claggle.
fans: what the fuck does flaggle claggle mean, you've been saying it since 2010, we should know now.
stevecash83: ...
by TechNerd22 May 31, 2021
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choggled

An extension or alternative for the word "boggled."
A state of one's mind when astonished or overwhelmed when attempting to imagine something.

(Not in any shape or form related to defecation)
"The thought of these lads going out bad choggled the mind."
by WatchThisRead August 24, 2020
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