Deeply Closeted

A gay man who won't acknowledge he's gay

Person 1: I guess the biggest thing people don't know about me is that I'm a deeply closeted gay man
person 2: You're a gay guy?
Person 1: I'm not gay! I'm deeply closeted!

by joe s. krakowski May 14, 2022

closeted homowhatever

A term used by a homosexual who is still in the closet to deny his homosexual. Originates from the Broadway show Avenue Q.

I am not a closeted homowhatever.

by Joe February 26, 2005

Clete

An "old soul". Always someone you can depend on, and as honest as they come. Also "Cletes" are some of the luckiest humans on earth, they should play the lottery, go to vegas, or enter as many drawings as possible because they always win.

"That bastard is the luckiest guy on earth winnning the lottery, he had to asked clete to give him the winning numbers, cheating bastard"

by rojo_the_red_head June 2, 2017

Closeted transgender

wow, its 2021, and this still isn't a definition.
A person who is a transgender, yet hasn't come out to somebody yet, most likely their parents.

Landon is a closeted transgender

by L.I.L (love is love) February 4, 2021

Closeted loli lover

When you don't want to admit i, but you like loli's.

Alexis was a closeted loli lover.

by THE BADAPPLE 66 April 21, 2021

closeteer

One who acts gay, dresses gay, and/or engages in any type of obvious faggotry or blatant homosexuality but frustratingly will not come out of the closet. The opposite of a slysexual.

I swear I literally overheard Sean and his girlfriends talking about their girls night out last weekend" and he STILL says hes not gay. what a closeteer!

by TyCoLicious January 23, 2011

Clotted

Beyond the best absolutely amazing, or looking really good.

Sumaya: did you see that boy earlier??

Ruby: yes he was so clotted!!!!!

yes sumaya! you are looking clotted today.

by Ruby.xxxxxxx December 2, 2016