Clock-In

Verb-To take a long ,usually nauseating, shit and work on something in the process.

Bill: Peter, whats happening, im going to need you to fill out these TPS reports.
Peter: Hang on i have to take a dump.
Bill: I need these now Peter.
Peter:Well give them to me and ill go clock-in in the bathroom.

by Napples September 22, 2009

clock in

To make someone understand that you are being serious when they are acting like they don't believe you. (clock in)

example: Talking about sex with a girl and sayin that you are serious and not playin around.

"Let me clock the fuck in, you seriously think im bullshittin?" (clock in)

by alex g------ January 17, 2008

Clock In

The first shot taken by a professional drinker, which sounds similar to punching a time-clock.

Will: "Sorry I'm late."
Chuck: "That's ok, but don't forget to Clock In"
Will: "Two Whiskeys!"

by Ken11 February 21, 2020

clock in and do work

A more fun way of saying, "do work." Most often used when hitting on a girl.

Riley: You see that hot chick over there?
Dan: You know I do, brozay.
Riley: I'm gonna go clock in and do work on her.

by bmazz88 July 14, 2010

Twelve o'clock in Australia

Slang for a boner.

Straight up down under.

I never need to check the time when I see your mom because it's always twelve o'clock in Australia.

by revolution2424 March 9, 2019

Clock in, Ape out

The variation of a Netflix and Chill, where one will come over to the other's house for only pleasure and no strings attached. It is usually associated with someone getting into a relationship only to keep the other one around for pleasure (sex). These relationships are mostly short-termed.

A: Did you clock in last night?
B: Ya broo, another clock in, ape out at her place.

by Silence2772 January 5, 2018

clock in on that ass

Generally uncommon term used by parents to signify an ass whooping

Teacher: So your son has been wildin out in my classroom recently and i'm not sure what else to do, we've tried everything we could
Mom: Oh don't worry, because imma clock in on that ass later when we get home. It wont happen again i can tell you that
Delinquent: No momma please i learned my lesson

by Da_vinki June 14, 2023