to tell the time before anyone else gets the chance to; similar to the cockblock, but for the current time, not penetration
Derpina: Guys, what time is it?
-race to check the time-
Derpington: It's derp o'clock.
Herpanna: Dammit, Derpington, you always clockblock me! I wanted to say what time it is!
-race to check the time-
Derpington: It's derp o'clock.
Herpanna: Dammit, Derpington, you always clockblock me! I wanted to say what time it is!
by no_lyf June 03, 2011
When your late to work and there is the ONE coworker who insists on making small talk when all you want to do is clock in!!!
Oh no it’s Sarah...she likes to make small talk even though your late and just NEED to clock in...meanwhile I just saw her yesterday!!
I know she’s such a Clockblocker!!
I know she’s such a Clockblocker!!
by KP_JP_210 July 21, 2019
by smart_guy_is_smart May 09, 2015
One who tends to cockblock others around him in a consistent manner. Much as a clock will never fail to tick, such does this person never fail to cockblock.
Man : Hey, want to go to my house and watch a movie or something?
Girl: Umm, yeah sure let's go righ-
Clockblocker: Yo you baggin it up?
Man: Yo stop being such a clockblocker.
Girl: Umm, yeah sure let's go righ-
Clockblocker: Yo you baggin it up?
Man: Yo stop being such a clockblocker.
by antlerskettering November 29, 2009
trolliest AMC 10 problem in history (specifically referring to 2015 AMC 10A #14)
The diagram below shows the circular face of a clock with radius $20$ cm and a circular disk with radius $10$ cm externally tangent to the clock face at $12$ o'clock. The disk has an arrow painted on it, initially pointing in the upward vertical direction. Let the disk roll clockwise around the clock face. At what point on the clock face will the disk be tangent when the arrow is next pointing in the upward vertical direction?
The diagram below shows the circular face of a clock with radius $20$ cm and a circular disk with radius $10$ cm externally tangent to the clock face at $12$ o'clock. The disk has an arrow painted on it, initially pointing in the upward vertical direction. Let the disk roll clockwise around the clock face. At what point on the clock face will the disk be tangent when the arrow is next pointing in the upward vertical direction?
*Time rewinds to February 2015*
Guy: Hey, how was the AMC 10 yesterday?
Girl: It went fairly well, except that I got clockblocked.
Guy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Girl: No, not "that" kind of "-blocked"
Guy: what the hell are you talking about then?
Girl: It was one of the problems on the AMC 10A, that problem about the disk tangent to the clock
Guy: Oh.
Guy: Hey, how was the AMC 10 yesterday?
Girl: It went fairly well, except that I got clockblocked.
Guy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Girl: No, not "that" kind of "-blocked"
Guy: what the hell are you talking about then?
Girl: It was one of the problems on the AMC 10A, that problem about the disk tangent to the clock
Guy: Oh.
by fidgetboss_4000 June 11, 2019
A clockblocker is when your waiting for a certain time on your phone but your friend grabs your phone and uses it so you don’t know what time it is
Samantha was waiting for it to be 12:00 am but her friend Emma used her phone without her permission. clockblocker is a person who blocks clocks kind of like a cockblocker
by Smoremallow September 28, 2018
When you have a watch and don't tell someone the time when they really want to know for no reason what so ever.
Andrew: Hey Jake, what time is it?
Jake: (has a watch) I have no idea...sorry
Andrew: Come on man don't be clockblocking me
Jake: (has a watch) I have no idea...sorry
Andrew: Come on man don't be clockblocking me
by Boof Casper August 19, 2011