Jethro and cletus

Jethro and cletus - trailer park / redneck version of pookie and ray ray. They may engage in activities such as muddin,using and manufacturing meth,pipe bombs,
Classic rock and country music .

They don't necessarily have to be prejudiced or racist though.

Nah man I stay out trailer parks
Thats Jethro and cletus neck of the woods.

by Blu_leef November 6, 2022

Coitus Procrastination

The act of thinking about football, soccer, golf, dead puppies, your mom etc etc during sexual intercourse causing a disruption in your exitement level and thus, not cumming as fast as you normally would (i.e. 1 minute)

Joe- I was about to cum while having sex with my girlfriend, but i had to resort to coitus procrastination since it had only been 45 seconds since penetration.

Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!

Pablo- Que? No el inglishh

by MrPollo2010 February 23, 2010

clitsicle

A term given to a female who sports a miniskirt in zero degree weather.

Those sorority girls over there in the uggs and northface jackets with the mini skirts are clitsicles.

by nwg5004 February 23, 2011

Coitus Coif

The hairstyle ( coiffure ) you wear after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.

Niiice coitus coif, Dude... she must've been on top this time?

by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

bump clits

the act of two females rubbing clitori together in a sexual, pleasurable, and consensual manner. Also see, bump tuna and trib

John: So is that chick a lesbian or what?
Brad: Yeah dude, she loves to bump clits.

by EddieDingle September 2, 2009

Coitus Conundrum

When you are in a sistuation with two or more hot girls, and you can not identify the hotter girl or whichone you would sleep with.

Dave: Look at all these hot chicks!

Steve: Which one would you sleep with?

Dave: All of them.

Steve: Yeah, but if you had to pick just one.

Dave: ... (Coitus Conundrum)

by Bagseven May 20, 2010

Post-Coitus Mortis

The phase after climax in intercourse where a person becomes completely incapacitated after coitus.

"Hey babe, can you go make some coffee?"
"Can't. I have Post-Coitus Mortis."

by Coffeepot666 November 17, 2021