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Clitoritis

When a males penis shrinks inside itself and retreats into the body then becomes a clitoris. Occurs when a man/bro/homie/dude or any male does and enjoys something a male would and should not do under normal circumstances unless they are with their significant other or in worst case scenarios tortured by communists. Includes watching certain movies(The Notebook), listening to certain music (Justin Bieber or Michael Bublé) etc. Any questionable activity a male should not do.
Jason: "Hey I heard Doc contracted Clitoritis."

Benny: "Yeah he admitted he likes Michael Bublé."

Jason: "I guess we have to go to his penis funeral."
by dalewashereandhestolesomething November 21, 2011
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clitoritisly speaking

She has a puffy taco....clitoritisly speaking.
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Sven Clitorski

Dude, all the chicks love Sven Clitorski!
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