clipboarding

Clipboarding is the result of a popular artist with no talent copying and pasting popular lingo into their songs to make music.

Does the song say shawty? Yep
Does it say dancefloor? Yep
Does it mention tits? Yep
Excellent, we're clipboarding ourselves a chart-topper.

by mossyrock February 15, 2015

clipboard of fun

n. An organizational tool used by type-A personalities to plan every detail of a vacation or trip.

This is a reference to a Full House episode in which dad Danny uses his "clipboard of fun" to micromanage the family's vacation in Hawaii. It is often a derogatory term used when the rest of the group wants a more easy-going and less planned vacation.

"I think I'd enjoy this trip a lot more if Joe would leave the clipboard of fun back at the hotel"

by MeghanG April 4, 2006

Clipboard nazi

Any person working a dead end job offering surveys that avidly alerts your attention and is determined to waste upwards of 5 minutes of your life to promote probably the worst product you've ever seen.

"Hey man, i got raped by a clipboard nazi today."

"You what? are you alright?"

"Yeah i'm lucky i survived, but seriously, how many times do i need to tell someone i'm not interested in bathing in semen?"

by Oliwa October 18, 2009

clipboard hippy

A volunteer person, usually between the ages of 18 - 25 that stands around sidewalks of any inner city business district with a clipboard, and annoys passerby by begging to speak with them. These people do not often understand the meaning of no and will actually step into your path to gain your attention.

"I was just stopped by a clipboard hippy! She wouldn't leave me alone!"

by Xiporah. October 4, 2006

wet clipboard

When a girl is sucking your dick and she puts her teeth on your cock and keep going while biting.

My girl gave me a wet clipboard last night and my dick fell off.

by Your moms favorite man September 17, 2017

Clipboard jockey

The people at work that are so useless they can only carry a clipboard around to appear that their working. Some companies refer to them as supervisors.

"This guy is so useless, but he's related to the boss, so we'll make him clipboard jockey."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

clipboard warrior

The person with the clipboard who won't shut up about how you're doing your job wrong.

Here comes jerry the fuckin clipboard warrior again...

by ayobigboigimmedatyumyumsauce November 7, 2018