clingon

a woman who swings from one guy to another, hence cling-on.

Carey broke up with Matt and then started dating Mike the next day, she's a clingon

by mccrary March 3, 2004

Clingon

A needy person who texts you way too many times to the point of psychotic behavior. These people will also call your cell phone, home, place of employment and will block their number hoping you will answer them. They won't take "no" for an answer and rationalize their needy behavior.

You go to the movies with a friend and you tell your boyfriend or girlfriend. When you get out of the movie, you check your phone and there are 5 missed calls and 15 text messages.

Your friend sees this and says "Omg we were only at the movies for 2 hours. He's such a Clingon!"

by Catastr0fc September 30, 2013

clingon

peace of shit that resembles piles (hemeroids).
one you shit, one you shove

thats a big pile, OH its shit!

by Kamron May 11, 2003

Clingon

One who leches off healthy relationships and has no real friends of their own.

Person A: Who's the new person?
Person B: Clingon.

by Jim Harrock May 24, 2016

Clingon

A person who suffers from extreme oral fixation resulting in uncontrolled dick sucking in public restrooms with random men

Check dat' hoe she's clingon

by rediculouse z-train July 31, 2016

Clingon Stage 5

When you pick up the fattest girl of the night and she wants to become your girlfriend.

Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.

by will bitten August 26, 2017

Carolina Clingon

The Carolina Clingon is the sexual position in which the female lays on her back and the male lays with his feet toward her head. He then inserts his throbbing erect penis into her anal orphus while simultaneously placing his scrotum sac "balls,hairy brain,nuts, etc." into the females vaginal opening. This name originates from the sex toy allowing a women to simultaneously pleasure both her anus and vagina. This sex toy's name is "The Clingon"

Last night, Susan and I did the Carolina Clingon and I wa blew my load in no time.

I love the Carolina Clingon but last she saw a mouse and got scared, subsequently causing her vagina to clench and pinch my balls all to hell. I'm still icing them down.

by Cockshiner Jerry March 4, 2008