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pocket cleric

noun. MMORPG jargon for NPC party members brought along for the sole purpose of healing human-controlled characters. Term originated in Dungeons & Dragons Online, where NPC hirelings are purchased from a store, and an icon for their contract appears in the character's inventory (i.e., in your pocket). Double-clicking the icon summons the pocket cleric to join the party, which he will follow like a stupid puppy, all too eager to apply band-aids to reckless berzerkers and click-mad zergers.
Dude, we got totally smeared on Tempest's Spine last night.

If you had room in the party, you should have taken a pocket cleric!

Yeah, like we want to take a retarded puppy up to fight Sor'jek. At least we might have made it that far, though.
by Skaught October 26, 2010
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Cleric-Phobia

One who not only has a phobia he/she is afraid of, nut one who would kill themselves rather than to deal with their phobia.
Aurophobia: fear of Gold. (Cleric-AuroPhobia: FUCK GOLD!!IM DYING!). Cleric-Phobia

AntloPhobia: Fear of floods. (Cleric-AntloPhobia: Id rather shoot myself then to sake a bath.)
by Vikt3r May 24, 2006
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clenicky

1. a well-kempt, attractive, intelligent male.

2. (un)c - one who is not any of the above.
1. My, my, aren't you looking clenicky. Do you have a hot date tonight or something?

2. Man, I didn't get any sleep last night. I'm feeling pretty unclenicky.
by permafrown February 23, 2005
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Rectile Cleric

A small troll-like, highly religious creature which resides in one's Rectum. A Rectile Cleric is highly dangerous once provoked and must be handled with uptmost care. Hail the pox!
A rectile cleric a day keeps the anal warts away!
by Saruman of Mondor December 30, 2004
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clericide

In order to gain access to the Mad God’s temple, I’m going to commit mass clericide.

That priest changes his mind one more time on the communion hymns, I’m going to be clericidal.
by Notejuste October 7, 2018
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Clericuzio

A Gorgeous goddess an extremely beautiful woman no other compare's too. Like the queen of Egypt more beautiful than any in the land, the one all men desire. Aphrodite in disguise.
I wonder if that beautiful woman has Clericuzio running in her blood lines cause she is the kinda woman ever man wants to be with or to make a a bride.
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by Sweet Cono Taster November 12, 2019
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Clericuzio

A Gorgeous goddess an extremely beautiful woman no other compare's too. Like the queen of Egypt more beautiful than any in the land, the one all men desire. Aphrodite in disguise.
I wonder if that beautiful woman has Clericuzio running in her blood lines cause she is the kinda woman ever man wants to be with or to make a a bride.
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by Sweet Cono Taster November 12, 2019
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